AISubs v3.7
No, I knew it! I knew it! Thank you! I'll do it!
Wrong!
Well, Tokai OnAir is a group of six people, and members with various personalities are gathered, right?
Each has their own strengths and weaknesses, and in the video "this is what I can do", you raise your hand like "I can do it myself", and you can see such a scene, but are you really good at what you are good at?
Huh? I'm good at it, Tokai OnAir, so...
Maybe there may be more skilled people among the members.
For example, Tetsuya drinks water really fast, right?
However, while these five people say "it's Tetsuya", there are other five people who have done it before.
If you try it, you may say "oh, I can drink it unexpectedly", or something like that.
This time, we would like to make it like a battle format and wake up everyone's sleeping ability.
I would like you to do "my ability auction".
My ability auction?
For example, if you compare Tetsuya's drinking water now, I will ask you "how many seconds do you drink this 500ml of water?"
Hmm...
Fourteen!
Tetsuya has declared fourteen.
- No! - No, I don't know how it is.
- Why is it so slow? - I think it's slow.
- And there are people who think like that on the right side of you, right? - Yes.
- How many seconds can you drink, Kojima-san? - Twelve!
- Can you drink twelve seconds? - Stop it, stop it, I'm getting angry.
Eighteen!
- What?! - What?!
- Can you do an auction?! - You... you...
- Like that... "no, I think I can do it more", like that... - I see.
- You will be asked to drink more and more. - Yes.
- And... - I see.
- The person who set the highest price...
In other words, only the person who set the strictest conditions will do it.
- Oh, I see. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Now, Toshimitsu is doing it. - I'm aiming for twelve seconds and doing it now.
- That's right. - Yes.
- And if Toshimitsu-san succeeds in doing it...
Toshimitsu-san will give you one point for calling up your sleeping ability.
- Wow! - Wow!
- If Toshimitsu-san succeeds in doing it...
I might be able to do it faster, but...
- Because I was scared, I couldn't do it. - That's right.
- Because you have confidence in your ability, you are above Toshimitsu-san. - That's right, that's right.
- And if Toshimitsu-san says "I can do it in twelve seconds" and you can't do it...
- That's "oh-tengu". - That's true.
- If you say "oh-jisan" and "tengu" it's really embarrassing, so you get minus one point.
- I see. - I see.
- So, you will have to do that kind of fight seven times this time. - Seven times!
- You will be separated into rooms and outdoors, and you will do it seven times...
- And you will get a total of one point, right?
- In each game, you will either get an extra one point or minus one point, and you will end up in 10th place.
- Of course, there is a penalty game.
- Ehhhhhh... - Ehhhhhh...
- However, we won't try it, okay?
- Instead, we have a reward for first place! - Oh, I see!
- The reward is...
- You will get a really nice gift from the person next to you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- A gift... - A really nice gift...
- A really nice gift...
- Well, everyone, you have a lot of really nice things, don't you?
- You wear nice clothes, you eat nice food, and you buy nice things, don't you?
- Does that mean we should give you a car? - A nice car...
- Well, that's fine too. - That's fine too.
- That's a really nice thing. - That's a really nice thing.
- If it's a nice thing, it's okay, right?
- If you say it like that, I think everyone will buy something that will be a penalty for themselves, so we'll leave it at that.
- Wow... - Wow...
- That's a bad way of putting it. - That's a bad way of putting it.
- It's something you have to buy nice things for. - Damn it...
- Okay, let's get started! - Okay!
- First round! - Yes!
- One million yen calculation! - Wow!
- It's over! - It's over!
- What do you mean it's over? - It's not over yet.
- It's not over yet.
- This time, we're going to do an addition and subtraction calculation, so we're going to ask you how many squares you can add up in 30 seconds.
- Wow, that's too easy! - That's too easy!
- It's 30 seconds, so if you can answer one thing in one second, you can add up 30 squares, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ten. - No, no, no.
- Thirty.
- What?! - What?!
- Please go ahead! - Please go ahead!
- No, wait! - No, wait, you have to say it.
- No, 30 is definitely impossible. - Huh? It's impossible, right?
- Impossible. - Impossible.
- No, but if you take it easy here, I feel like you can do it. - I feel like you can do it.
- Thirty-five. - Yes.
- Wow! - I see.
- No, I think it's too easy for you. - Forty-two!
- Wow! - Fifty.
- Wow! - It's too easy for you.
- No, you can't be...
- Even though you're silver...
- I've been fighting with my life!
- Fifty-one! - Wow!
- That's our strategy. - It's the same to get one point and someone gets one point less.
- Yeah. - If you think you can't do it, that's fine.
- I'll finish it! - All right! Let's do it!
- I'll challenge you for fifty-one squares. And it doesn't matter, but...
- I'll do it while referring to the other people's scores. - Yeah.
- So, Mr. Toshimitsu, are you ready? - Yes!
- Here we go! Mr. Yakumatsukei, ready, go!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- Oh, no...
- Time's up! - What?!
- That's impossible! - That's impossible!
- Thirty-eight and thirty-three. - That's close!
- That's close!
- You're getting carried away! - All right!
- So, Mr. Toshimitsu, you're out! - I'm out!
- I'm out of my mind! - You're out of your mind!
- Ryo was out, too. - Ryo was out.
- Thanks to what Toshimitsu said... - Thanks to what Toshimitsu said...
- Ryo saved you. - Are you stupid? What are you talking about?
- You said you'd get thirty-eight! - So, Mr. Toshimitsu, you lost one point.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- That was tough! - That was tough!
- That was close! - That was close!
- I could have won it back right away. - I can lose seven points, too.
- That's cool!
- Second match! - Yes!
- Cup noodles and fast food competition! - All right!
- Cup noodles and fast food! - How hot is it?
- It's hot, it's hot. - It's hot, it's hot.
- It's so cool! - What about the soup?
- The soup has to be drunk up. - I see!
- It takes a lot of time. - What?
- Ten minutes. - Yes, ten minutes.
- There's a lot of soup. - No matter how you think about it.
- Ten minutes for girls. - Seven minutes!
- I don't know! - Six minutes!
- He's an old man. - Five minutes!
- Four and a half minutes!
- You're starting to get serious now! - No, I'm not!
- I forgot about four and a half minutes! - Do you have tea?
- I guess you can have tea. - Okay.
- Four and a half minutes! - Four minutes!
- I don't know! - Three and a half minutes!
- I'm sure you know! - I'm sure you know!
- I'm not sure if I can drink it. - Three and a half minutes!
- I know! - I know!
- Time's up! - I know!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- You're getting serious now. - I think you can do it.
- I think you can do it.
- Shibayu-san, three and a half minutes challenge! - Okay.
Ready, go!
- What do you think, Memora-san? - I don't think I can do it.
- Oh, really? I thought you could do it. - Really?
- I can't drink it because it's moving. - Right.
- It's getting smaller. - I think it'll take you four minutes to drink the soup.
- Really? - By the way, it hasn't even been 20 seconds yet.
- I can't drink it. - I can't do it!
- You can do it! - Why are you competing with me?
You're the one who's fighting!
- Why are you doing that? - I'm shaking!
- Nice! - Shibayu-san, one minute and 30 seconds left!
- I was a little surprised. - Me, too.
- Shibayu-san, one minute and 30 seconds left! - Yes!
- I'm the winner. - You're just an old man.
- You're the worst! - You're too kind!
- I think we all could do it. - I think we all could do it.
- What a shame. You're the winner. - I don't know about this.
- You're bigger than you usually are. - I'm sorry.
- Let's move on to the next competition. - Yes!
- Can we get some likes? - Oh!
- Let's talk about Twitter. - Yes.
It depends on how popular you are and what you're going to tweet.
You can tweet whatever you like. It doesn't matter if it's a picture or a video.
You have 10 minutes until weekdays.
- This is a really good question. It's hard. - It's hard.
- 1,500! - Oh, I see.
- It's the first one. - I can't decide.
- 2,000! - Wow!
- 2,000! - 2,000 is a lot of money!
- I haven't decided yet, but 2,500! - Oh!
- 2,500 is a lot of money. - This is a big jump up.
- You're a bot now. - I'm a security bot now.
- 3, 2... - 2,600!
- 1, 2,600! Time's up! - Oh!
- 2,600! - That was close!
Next up is 2,700.
- Here we go. - Yes.
You have 10 minutes. Ready...
- Start! - Tweet!
- What did you tweet? - Here it is.
I thought it was a cute picture, but it's actually Hawaii.
- Oh! - You're helping him out.
- You're so generous. - You're helping him out.
- You still haven't decided? - In 25 seconds...
- You can do it. - 379!
Don't you think you're overestimating yourself?
It's 2,700, right, Tezura-san?
- Oh! - Someone help me!
You're annoying!
- I just called Kanta. - Kanta, huh?
You've crossed the line. You still have less than 2 minutes.
- Please let me go. - Oh, Kanta!
- Kanta!
- Kanta, you okay? - Kanta, you okay?
- That's creepy. - Are you okay?
- Are you nervous? - Kanta, I think it's great.
- Can you tell me about it? - Yeah, it's great.
- Thank you. - That's all you need?
- Yeah.
It's weird doing it all over again.
Okay, 2,700!
- You won! - You got through it in 4 minutes and 40 seconds!
- Everyone, please reflect on yourselves. - You really have to reflect on yourselves.
Oh, Kanta said "I think it's really good."
- This is... - It's like a skull park.
Okay, that's it.
- The result is 4,686. - That's amazing!
- Yay! - That's good!
- That's a lot of money! - That's a lot of money.
- Ryo-kun also has 3,072 yen. - Wow!
- Even if I don't go broke... - Even if you don't go broke...
- Toshimitsu probably can afford it. 2,700 yen. - Yeah, I can afford it.
- It's about 40 cents per kilo. - Wow!
- I want you to be humble! - I'm not being humble!
- You're attacking me a lot! - You're attacking me a lot!
- I'm a gentle brother.
- Surprisingly... - You're mean!
- Ouch! - You're mean!
- Please be humble!
- This is the last game in the room. - What is it?
- A smartphone game! - Wow!
- I don't play smartphone games! - It depends on what you have.
- It's a game like this.
- What? I don't know! - I don't know!
- I really don't know! - I don't know!
- 50! - 60!
- I'm telling you! - What?
- 70! - What?
- I don't know how difficult it will be. - That's right.
- The current mode's best score is...
- 1,000,000 per game. - 1,000,000 is too much.
- It's 1,000,000 per game. - It's 1,000,000 per day.
- The top of the free game is definitely using a tool, so please refer to it.
- I see. - You know a lot about it.
- What is this? Is it possible?
- While we're at it, should we start programming? - No.
- We got 80. - 80.
- Yes.
- I really don't know.
- 111!
- 150! - Wow!
- I don't know, but you have a nice voice.
- 160!
- 270. - 5. - I think I'm doing it too. - 4. - No. - 200? - 3. - No. - 2. - 215! - Wait, 5 seconds left. - 220! - 5. - 225! - 230! - 240! - No way! - 255! - 260! - 270! - Damn it! - 3. - 2. - 280! - 300!
- I don't think you can do it. - 320! - No way! - 220! - You can do it. - 3. - 2. - 1. - Time's up! - I don't think I can do it. - Shibamaru-san, it's 320. - 320. - Wait, if he's in demon mode, it's gonna be fast. - Look, he's in demon mode! - Damn it! - I didn't know it was like this! - Damn it. - I feel like he's attacking me from the right. - Yeah. - Oh, but this... - Oh! - Oh, it broke. - It broke.
- It's second ball. - Second ball. - Practice is over. - It's second ball. - It's second ball. - Alright! - Alright! - Alright, Shibamaru-san, practice is over. - Yes. - So we're gonna do the demon ball challenge. - It's 320 balls, right? - Yes. - Here we go! - Ready... - Start! - Start! - He's doing it. - Okay, please be quiet and let the two people in the back talk. - Okay, it's fifth ball. - Extensively... - It's like a block breaker. - Yeah.
- Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
The key tricked me!
- No way! - No way!
- Too fast! - Too fast!
- Isn't it too fast? - Too fast!
- Awesome! - Huh?!
- Whoa! Watch out! - Wrong!
- Too fast! - 87 seconds!
- No way! - No way!
- This is hard! - This is hard!
- It's 8! - It's 8!
8 is a little...
- Shibayu-san, it's 8. - Whoa!
- 1 point deducted! - Minus!
For now, Shibayu-san has 0 points,
Toshimi-san has -1 point,
Tezuka-kun has 1 point,
and Ryu-kun has 0 points.
- That's how it is. - It's a good match.
- Yes. - That's how it is.
- So we're outside now. - Yes.
- There are only 3 games left. - Yes.
- Let's move! - Yes!